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Obama and the "Hug of Death"




The "HUG of DEATH"

Obama is having another one of his Super Bowl bi-partisan parties on Sunday. It looks like the party will include 7 Dumbocrats and one RINO, Rep. Joseph Cao from New Orleans, the only Republican stupid enough to vote for Obamanable-Care. For some reason, Chris "Lame Duck" Dodd, the Connecticut Coxcomb, will be the only Senator attending. Perhaps Obama is paying Dodd off for NOT running for re-election in November. And the two crack administration terrorist experts, Eric Holder and Janet Napolitano, will also be with Obama in case there is another airplane incident during the Super Bowl.

Before all you Tea-Bagging, Right-Wing, Fascist, and Racist Republicans get so upset about the lack of Republicans at this party, do you think Cao was the only Republican invited to the Kobe Beef party?

Why would ANY Republican want to be seen anywhere near this liberal President? Ask Charlie Crist, the liberal Republican Governor of Florida if he would like to take back the "Hug of Death" from Obama. To be seen partying with this big tax and spend "populist-progressive" president is clearly not good for your political health come November. It is best to keep your distance from the toxic Bankrupter-in-Chief. Just ask Martha Coakley.

Super Bowl Prediction: Saints 31 Colts 20. Blame it on Bush (Reggie).

Scott Brown Gets It, Obama Does NOT

Senator Scott Brown was sworn in Thursday in Washington and immediately called for sweeping "across the board" tax cuts for all Americans as a way to get the economy moving again. That theme was one of the platforms he ran on in his Massachusetts campaign. He heard the taxpayers frustration with the blowhards running DC. The majority of voters sent him to Washington to help stop the Obama-Reid-Pelosi liberal express train. Brown appears to be in touch with the people. Obama is not.

What does the elistist, populist, progressive and "out of touch" President want? The same old liberal nonsense.  First he blames it on Bush and then he extolls the stupid Obamanable spending that does not work. Throw in attacks on big business and more taxes on the wealthy and what do you get -- S O O (Same Old Obama). You would think he would have gotten the voters' message by now.

Scott Brown understands that if you let people KEEP more of their money, they will figure out what to do with it much more efficiently than the overpaid jerks in Washington.  An extra $20 bill a week in one person's pocket will be spent differently than some one else's. I might use the $20.00 one week to buy a case of Bud Light, while my neighbor might take his wife to the movies. Either way, we help stimulate the economy by spending our money on what we want to buy. Rest assured, none of us is ever going to buy a future ticket on the Tampa to Orlando Obamanable Bullet train.

When Obama talked about Change he was really talking about the pocket change that would be left in our pockets after he took all the rest out of our wallets.  Let's hope Scott Brown, along with a few other voices in the conservative wilderness, like Jim DeMint and Judd Gregg, get their message across before Obama puts us all over and into a barrel.




The country will soon  get this notice from the Chinese if he keeps yakking and spending.

Liberals Leave DC Early to Escape Arctic Warming

DC may get buried in a record 30 inches of snow today and tomorrow.  Of course, it doesn't take much to shut down the blowhards and bureaucrats in Washington. Just say the magic words "leave work early" and DC will be evacuated faster than you can say Hope and Change. One can only hope that these tax and spend losers stay away until Spring.

I wonder how many snow plowers Obama will save and create for this storm. Did Pelosi stock up her jet with plenty of premium booze before leaving town? No Popov Vodka for her!

Where is Al Gore when you need him to chastise us for not passing the CRAP and TRADE boondoggle legislation? Come on Al, how about trotting out a skinny polar bear outside 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue today?

Finally, will Obama blame this snow storm on Bush?




"There is no question, we are going into a new age of global warming..."



No One Asked Me About Obama BUT...



There goes our money again...if Obama doesn't take it, the stock market will!


The stock market got pounded today after stories about countries' "sovereign debt risk" spooked the market. That got me to thinking about the Bankrupter-in-Chief, President Barack Obama.

No One Asked Me But ...

> if Obama were a stock, would you short him?

> If Obama's first year were a sit com on TV, would the show be cancelled?

> if Obama was on the Chicago White Sox, would you send him to the minor leagues for more seasoning? AAA, AA, or A ball?

> If Obama were a doctor, would he treat you if you did not have the "government option'?

> does Obama ever take a day off from "yakking"? He's going to talk to Katie Couric on CBS before the Super Bowl!

> will unemployment go to 11% before it goes to 9%?

> the rest of the world's finances must really suck when the dollar keeps getting stronger. What it really says is we are the best house in a terrible neighborhood.

> will the Dumbocrats abandon their fearless leader or will they go over the cliff for him in the November elections?

>why don't you see these Wind Turbines in rich, liberal neighborhoods?

> why is Rahm Emanuel still employed?








The State of the (Angry) Union

 


Obama was Off to Tampa Today to Waste More Taxpayers' Money On HIgh Speed Rails that will Save and Create No Jobs...

President Barack Obama lectured Congress and the American people for 70 minutes last night in his State of the (Angry) Union Address. It is tough to listen to any speech that is that long, particularly when Nancy Pelosi is jumping up and down whenever the President mentions another spending program and when VP Biden acts like a bobble head doll all night.

Regardless, his track record of saying one thing and doing another is not good. He set the stage by reminding everyone how Bush handed him a mess. He then proceeded to whine about Health Care Reform being delayed and punted the ball to Pelosi and Reid to find a solution. Nice leadership.

His attack on the Supreme Court was disrespectful and his condemnation of earmarks and lobbyists was laughable considering his own track record as President.  The highlight of the evening was Hapless Harry Reid nodding off during the speech. He must be suffering from OBAMNIA. 

The President is clearly showing his lack of experience in leadership. Considering he was on the one yard line for getting Obamanable-Care passed a few weeks ago, he showed NO leadership in trying to close the deal. He preached reaching out to the Republicans during the speech. He should have invited Reid, Pelosi, Boehner, and McConnell to the While House to see what common ground on Health Care they all had. He did not. This is the only way to get Health Care passed.

Instead what does he do? He flys to Tampa, Florida today to talk about creating and saving jobs by building high speed rail trains that will ultimately have to be subsidized by the taxpayer. Hopeless Change we can live without. Unemployment will continue to be a major problem in 2010 as long as angry Obama keeps preaching and running around the country boring every one to death.

Hats off to Governor Bob McDonnell of Virginia for saying in 12 minutes what Obama could not say in 70 minutes:

"Government Closest to the People Governs Best."


Obama The Lib Gets Another Chance Tonight

Obama gets to strut his stuff tonight on the grand stage. Joe Willson promises not to call him a liar but regardless what he proposes tonight the President is still a left-wing liberal. Talk is cheap. Actions speak louder than words.

His proposed spending freeze on 17% of the federal non-entitlement budget is a joke. Putting a spending freeze on spending after you've increased the scope of government by hundreds of billions of dollars is laughable. What company that is having trouble announces to its stockholders that it is freezing spending? NONE. The good (or desperate) CEO gets a meat axe out and CUTS spending to save the company. Politicians never cut anything except a paycheck for their cronies. If he wants to save money, try eliminating the worthless Department of Energy -- real easy - $25 billion saved PER YEAR. All the government turkeys can then apply for real jobs with the oil companies.

Be careful of the spin-doctors who after the speech tell everyone that Obama is "Moving to the Middle". When I am driving down the highway I prefer the other drivers on the road to be either in the left lane or the right lane. If they are driving in the middle lane, they can kill you.

What I expect from Obama tonight is a retrenchment on Obamanable-Care:

"I heard the American people the past few weeks. Tonight I am proposing HEALTH CARE FOR ALL and FREE FOR ALL. The rich will pay for everything and you will not see your taxes increase one single dime."

What a guy.





Joe, Barry and Nancy, a three ring circus

The Audacity of Mediocrity: A Sequel by Barack Obama

Barack "WOW" (War on Wealth) Obama told ABC's Diane Sawyer, after a tender liberal kiss, that he'd "rather be a good one-term President than a mediocre two-term President". Boy, I feel better already. He's already wasted his first year in office while practicing the policy of:

A Speech a Day Keeps the Liberals at Bay

He gave himself a B+ for a Presidential grade a few weeks ago. Business people give him an "F" and the voters in Virginia, New Jersey, and Massachusetts rejected his endorsements of loser-liberal Democrat candidates.

Today he announced a budget freeze on a tiny part of the federal budget, including the Air Traffice Control system. What a brilliant idea - cut funding on an antiquated air trafffic control system that monitors thousands of flights each day and is critical to keeing us safe. What's next, cutting back on bridge repairs?

Jimmy Carter is starting to look good right now. Carter was honest but inept. I'm not sure how to describe Obama just yet, but mediocre fits pretty well right now.

Hope and Change...what a joke. I can't wait for the State of the (Angry) Union Address tomorrow night.



 

Tim, Hugo, and Barack...mediocrity at its best!

Dems Worry About JOBS, JOBS, JOBS -- Too Late!

The Dumbocrats have awakened after Scott Brown's Massachusetts Senate victory. They are now worried about JOBS, JOBS, JOBS, How nice of them after sponsoring more job-killing bills the past year than any Congress in history with Obamanable-Care and Crap and Trade to name a few. They seem to believe they we can spend our way to prosperity but it never works because there is always a huge bill to pay down the road.

Obama is running around the country like he is on the campaign trail demanding the banks "pay us back", while ignoring GM, Chrysler, AIG, Fannie and Freddie. That bit only works for the stupid audiences he hand picks to cheer for him.

Instead he should  run around the country and scream for more tax cuts for everyone, a government hiring freeze, and a massive cut in government entitlement programs. There is nothing wrong with letting the people keep more of tneir own money. It is better  than giving it to the useless Beltway Blowhards who will find thousands of ways to shred our hard earned money.

Instead, Obama tries to pick winners and losers with his tax and spend policies. The only Change I want is more of it in my pocket. And, please cut back on these daily speeches that say nothing. His neck must hurt from shifting it to the left and right so many times.  He is going to turn into a human bobble head doll.

The Dumbocrats will never create jobs with their idiotic "program of the day" mentality. They are headed for a November train wreck and all of America will be gawking at it.




With these clowns in office, November can't come soon enough.

Thanks Barney

Barney Blather Frank, the Congressional blusterer financial committee chairman, announced this week, "I would recommend abolishing Fannie and Freddie in their current form." Thanks, Barney boy. You are a little late, I kind of remember you saying over a year ago that Fannie and Freddie were' fundamentally sound".

Today both stocks are essentially WORTHLESS. Fannie Mae closed Friday at  99 CENTS a share while Freddie Mac closed at $1.17 per share, a far cry from the "fundamentally sound, high-flying days when the Dumbocrats were encouraging all those sub-prime loans for their victim constituents. The government needs to get out of the mortgage business, but we all know it won't.





Thanks, Barney. I Have a Bridge in Brooklyn I Need to Mortgage

Obama's War on Wealth: Bash 'Em, Tax 'Em, Regulate 'Em

President Barack Obama, the Bankrupter-in-Chief, just two days after Scott Brown stunned DC and took the MA Senate seat  from the Democrats, reacted as only he could. Instead of getting the voters' message and trying to work with the Republicans on a downsized and workable Obamanable-Care, he chose to bash the big banks.

He denounced the "soaring profits and obscene bonuses" of the bankers and said the banks could not return to "business as usual". His proposals to break up the banks was long on rhetoric and short on details, of course. He warned the financial lobbyists to work with him and "if the folks want a fight it is a fight I am willing to have". What a great leader.




Obama sounds more and more like his buddy Hugo Chavez

Of course there was absolutely no mention of changing the idiotic Community Reinvestment Act, or reforming Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac, which now trade like penny stocks, thanks to the great oversight by Barney Blather Frank and Chris Dud Dodd.

Obama went to Ohio today and babbled away...he strayed from his text on the teleprompter and told the crowd that he was willing to take on the big boys by declaring that "when these guys make dumb decisions you don't have to foot the bill".

There are PLENTY of people to blame in this crisis, Mr. President. It's easy to pick on the big banks. Everyone hates them. What's next - BIG OIL? Then BIG NATURAL GAS? How about BIG MAC?

None of this populist crap will add one stinking job in a sagging economy. The President does not have one ounce of business sense in  him. If he did, he would have closed the sale on Obamanable-Care months ago when he still had a few Republicans willing to compromise on the bill. He couldn't run a lemonade stand without a government subsidy.

It's too bad he doesn't  show the same fervor in attacking the corrupt ACORN group or Big Labor, which have done nothing over the years to create jobs, but they sure know how to rig elections for the Dumbocrats!

Same old Obama - one year later. All talk, no real action. Hopeless Change we can do without.




Big Oil is Next

Scott Brown: Conservative Vessel for Stopping Hope and Change



The Oracle has Lost his Touch thanks to the Vessel Scott Brown "41"

For months, millions of frustrated Americans have been gathering at various Tea Parties around the country, calling their representatives to oppose all the out of control spending, and watching on TV as the obnoxious Pelosi, Reid and Obama ignored the polls and tried to ram through Obamanable-Care. The radical left had wheeled and dealed their way to the one yard line. Obama could almost taste his Pyrrhic victory.

The Republicans and the American people could only watch and wait for the 2,000+ page monstrosity to be signed into law. Little did they know that an unknown "vessel" for reform was gaining traction in Massacushetts - Scott Brown.  The rest is history and it looks like his historic victory may have turned the tide in Washington.

The first goal of every politician is to get re-elected. The Dems saw what had happened in Virginia and New Jersey, but largely dismissed the Republican victories as aberrations. But when Scott Brown took on the establishment and won in ultra blue Massachusetts, they finally took notice. They are now running scared and Pelosi's artificially forced smile needs another Botox infusion to keep it smirking.

In Biblical times, some people were considered "vessels" for communicating scripture or the "truth". Many were proclaimed false prophets or charlatans. Scott Brown appears to be a genuine conservative vessel through which frustrated voters and Tea Party taxpayers can vent their rage. He can now carry that message to Washington and help the Republicans and so-called Blue Dogs derail the Obama, Pelosi and Reid Express.

He is off to a good start, but the liberals have their own agenda and cannot be trusted. It is up to Brown "41" to lead the charge while he has the stage. Good luck, Scott.

Mr. Brown 41 Goes to Washington

Scott Brown pulled off one of the biggest political upsets in decades as the Teaparty Organizer beat the Community Organizer. The liberal spinmeisters can spin all they want but the Massachusetts election was all about Obama who is now 0 for 3 in state elections where he made his campaign pitches for liberal Democrat candidates.

The people of Virginia, New Jersey, and Massuchusetts have spoken loudly and clearly. It is not just the enormous expansion of Big Government the voters object to but the sneeky, Chicago-style, back-room politics that Obama has been practicing to push his radical agenda. But are the liberals listening? I doubt it very much. They will come up with a million excuses why Coakley lost. They need to look in the liberal mirror -- they and Obama are the problem.

Just think, Scott Brown will have more experience in 2012 than Obama did in 2007 when he ran for President. Bill and Hillary are probably already planning a primary challenge for 2012 if the rookie President keeps stumbling along like this.

How's all that Hope and Change working out for all you tax, spend, borrow, and blame liberals?





The Emperor has no clothes

Taxachusetts Election Day: Win or Lose, the Democrats LOSE

Today is D-Day (Election Day) in Taxachusetts where the Windbagger, Martha Coakley, gets to see if the Teabagger, Scott Brown, can pull off one of the biggest upsets in Massachusetts election history. I love how the liberals derisively call conservatives like Scott Brown "Teabaggers" while liberal sock puppets like Martha Coakley are called "Progressives".  The libs love to look down their noses at the angry taxpaying public while paying homage to the poor, oppressed victims of society (people who do not pay taxes)..

In my opinion, regardless whether Coakley wins or loses the Democrat Beltway Blowhards will ultimately lose. If Coakley wins, the Dems keep their 60 vote "super majority" and the Obamanoids can ram their Obamanable-Care Health Care legislation down the taxpayers' throats. That's the good news. They will have a short-term victory followed by the "Teabaggers" angry march to the polls in November.

If Coakley loses, the Democrats will either:  1) see Obamanable-Care go down to defeat or 2) figure out a way to game the system and ram the legislation through the Senate before Scott takes his seat. If "1" happens, Obama's first year will be viewed as a total failure and if "2" happens all hell will break loose and Tea Parties demonstrations will break out all over the U.S.

Of course, if Scott wins and Obamanable-Care goes down to defeat, the Democrats can then demonize all Republicans in the November electons for denying everyone's "right" to health care. Maybe they can even run against Bush again.




If Scott wins, the Dems can always say the Republicans want to kill people who don't have health care.

Same Old Obama: a Snoozer Rally in Taxachusetts

President Obama, the Blamer-in-Chief, embarassed himself in Taxachusetts yesterday when he flew to Boston to urge voters to vote for the Democratic sock puppet Martha Coakley. I turned on the TV to listen to the rally and was surprised that CNN did NOT cover Coakley's speech live. I switched to FoxNews and, guess what, they had her on live! Who said Fox hates Dumbocrats? CNN made the wiser choice though as Coakley put the crowd to sleep with a long-winded speech.

Then Obama rushed to the stage, sans tie (he is so cool), and proceeded to criticize the previous administration for all the country's problems. He then tore into Wall Street, big bankers, and the oil companies and told people not to jump on Scott Brown's truck (bandwagon). He mentioned Brown's truck several times. Too bad the President doesn't know that Mr. Brown drives a GM (Government Motors) truck.  Of course, Obama failed to mention how he had just given the unions their $60 billion health care gift.

The President yells about the Republicans being in bed with big business, Wall Street, and the oil companies while he "forgets" to mention his disgraceful courting and kickbacks to SEIU and Big Labor. He has no concept of what it takes for "Big Oil" to get a gallon of gas to the pumps. (Gas might be cheaper if they could drill on our soil.) Why doesn't he rail against "Big Water" and ask why a bottle of water is so damned expensive compared to a gallon of gasoline?

Of course, the President inherited many problems when he took office...but blaming it all on Bush while giving blowhards like Barney Frank, Pandemic Pelosi, and Hapless Harry Reid, who had the power the past three years, is a joke. There is a reason the President's job approval ratings have plummeted. His actions have earned our scorn.

Obama took office and had many fires blazing. It's too bad he has poured gasoline on all of them. Tax, spend, and criticize.  Few of us believe in his Hope and Change any more. Same old Obama...the Blamer-in-Chief.



These two blowhards deserve some blame too!

Obama and the Sock Puppet: Showdown in Taxachusetts



The Beltway Needs Martha for the Debate on Health Care


Obama is flying to Taxachusetts today to try to bail out Martha Coakley, who Rush Limbaugh referred to as the Democratic Sock Puppet. His track record of persuasion so far has not been good:

His New Jersey, Virginia, and Copenhagen (twice) visits all failed. Maybe he should stay home and reduce the carbon emissions from Air Force One. A month ago Coakley was ahead of Scott Brown by about 30 points. She took a 6 day vacation, and campaigned like she was Janet Napolitano from Homeland Insecurity. She is quite uninspiring. Ted Kennedy must be rolling over in his grave.

The last week she has been a gaffe a minute by saying such things as:

> There are no terrorists in Afghanistan.

> Curt Schilling is a Yankees fan.

> Catholics should not work in emergency rooms.

Massachusetts deserves better than this political hack.


Obama and the $60 Billion Union Healthcare Kickback

Once again, President Barack Obama, the Bankrupter-in-Chief, has proved the old adage:
 
KICKBACKS MUST ALWAYS EXCEED BRIBES

Obama cut a deal last night with big, selfish labor to kill the tax on "Cadillac" health care plans for union members. What a surprise that Obama and his SEIU buddies and the other unions got such a deal. The unions bribed Obama  with  tens of millions of dollars in campaign contributions to get him elected. The kickback? An incredible $60 billion waiver for the union Cadillac health care plans.

I guess it's back to the CBO budget drawing board because now this $60 billion has to be paid for with a different budget offset. How about the remaining 90% of workers who don't belong to unions? That seems fair to me.

Obama and his liberal buddies put Monty Hall of Let's Make a Deal legend to shame. The unions gave him millions and he gives them back BILLIONS. What a disgrace Mr. Hope & Change is. He will do anything to get this boondoogle Obamanable-Care legislation passed. 

What Obama and the other liberals don 't understand in the political game of Let's Make a Deal is that there are THREE DOORS...

Behind Door  # 1: The $300 Louisiana Purchase, the Cornhusker Kickback, and the Florida "Panhandle"  Reid deals

Behind Door #2: The $60 billion Cadillac union waiver deal.

Behind Door #3: THE TEA PARTY PROTESTERS. (Sorry, Mr. President, remember there is always one door  that eliminates you from the game.)

Be careful what is behind Door #3, Mr. President:

Obama and the $90 Biillion Bank Fee: Just Another Tax on the Consumer

The Obama administration wants to punish the big banks by imposing a "Financial Crisis Responsibility Fee" on them. The "fee" would collect about $90 billion over 10 years. Of course this fee will be passed on to the banking customers in the form of higher fees or even lower rates on their deposits.
 
For example, instead of getting .20% on your money market account, the evil bankers will quietly drop the rate to .15%. This "fee", which will undoubtedly have popular support from the bank-hating public, is just another tax. And, of course, the costs will be passed along to the public.

Have you ever noticed all the "fees" on your telephone bill? They are simply taxes which are collected by the phone companies, who in turn send the money to DC to be shredded.

Barack Obama, in announcing this new tax, said in his 5,000th speech: "WE WANT OUR MONEY BACK" . Mr. President, where is the fee on Chrysler and GM, who still owe us $66 billion? How about a fee on  Fannie and Freddie, the Frank-n-Dodd favorite bankrupt mortgage lenders?

Hopeless Change...the not so quiet War on Wealth continues. The President said 'we want our money back'. The American people are shouting:

WE WANT OUR GOVERNMENT BACK !




The Bankers will "nickle and dime" us to death to recoup their fees

Mark, Tiger, & Barack: Three Fractured Fairy Tales

Mark McGwire finally admits to using performance enhancing drugs, the married Tiger Woods has more girlfriends than clubs in his golf bag, and Barack Obama's approval rating is plummeting. What lesson can we all learn from our public "heroes"? Simply that most public figures are figments of our imagination.
 
Mark McGwire fascinated us with his majestic homeruns in 1998 when he and Sammy Sosa both broke Roger Maris' home run record. He finally admitted he had some "help" with performance enhancing drugs.

Tiger Woods seemed to have it all...an incredible golf game, hundreds of millions of dollars in the bank, an adoring public, and a beautiful wife and family until it all came crashing down like a Hollywood B movie.

Barack Obama burst on the scene from literally nowhere...a gifted orator, promising a new way of operating in Washington.....HOPE & CHANGE. Almost a year into his administration and all we have seen is another Chicago politician: back room deals, no transparency, a huge expansion of government, and too much taxing and spending. His approval ratings have plummeted while over 4 million people have lost their jobs during his watch. The libs are mad at him, the unemployed young, who overwhelming voted for him, are disallusioned, and the independents wish they could have a "do-over" election. How's that HOPE & CHANGE working out for all you dreamers?

Three American icons...three fractured fairy tales. Be careful who you place your trust in.



Jan. 20, 2008: "Good luck Barry, you'll need it!"

Dodd the Dud Finally Says Goodbye - Good Riddance

Senator Chris Countrywide Dodd, the Connecticut Coxcomb, announced he is leaving the Senate next year after too many decades in power. He saw the hand-writing on the wall and knew he would be defeated next November by an angry electorate. Naturally another career politician, Connecticut Attorney General Richard Blumenthal, will announce at 2:30 PM today that he is running to replace him. Just what Connecticut voters need, another smug liberal in the Senate to misrepresent them.

It would not surprise me if Rosa Delauro, the flaming liberal career Congresswoman, also throws her hat into the ring in the near future.

It looks like the Republicans will now have to work harder to take this seat from the Dems. The Blowhard Dodd did the Dumbocrats a favor. Don't you just love how these liberal blowhards love to tax and spend, game the system, get rich while in office, and  then run away when re-election isn't a guarantee? What a disgrace. I was looking forward to him being humiliated next November.

What will Dodd do with the rest of his liberal life... retire to Ireland, become a sub-prime mortgage lender, or maybe become the president of the $100 million mystery hospital he got as a gift from Hapless Harry Reid? Better yet, he can always write a book about how to abuse power and get rich while in public office,.

Good riddance. It's too bad he didn't retire today.




"Hey, Barney...come join me. We can always go to Comedy Central or the Clown Channel."

2009 Beltway Blowhard of the Year: Senator Ben Nelson

Happy New Year everyone! It is time to announce the second annual Beltway Blowhard of the Year Award. There were MANY deserving candidates for this award which was won last year by Blowhards Barney Blather Frank and Chris Countrywide Dodd.

The obvious candidates for the award were Obama, Frank and Dodd again, Pelosi, Reid, Napolitano, etc. However there is ONE Senator who epitomized everything that was wrong in Washington last year. The envelope please....

The 2009 Beltway Blowhard of the Year:

Senator Bendover Nelson from Nebraska

 
         Here's to you Bendover...                                




His disgraceful posturing to be the last yes vote on health care along with the Cornhusker $100 million payoff was one of the worst examples of Beltway pork politics that I have ever witnessed. He deserves the scorn of every taxpaying American and should be thrown out of office by the good citizens of Nebraska.






Some Dandy Suggestions for the TSA to Implement at the Airports

Here are some (Jim) Dandy recommendations for the genius Homeland Security chief Napolitano to implement at the airports:

1. Triple the security staff at all airports and unionize them with SEIU members. Tell all passengers to arrive at the airport one day ahead of schedule to allow for the new union work rules to be effective.

2. Any passenger with a double or triple Islamic name like Abdullah, Abdullah or Abdullah Mohammed Mohammed Abdullah, should immediately be profiled and subject to water boarding by a security employee wearing a Dick Cheney mask.

3. Implement an express lane for anyone wearing a turban or carrying a Koran.

4. Anyone carrying a violin or guitar case should immediately be made to play the instrument for the multitudes of waiting passengers.

5. All passengers over 75 years of age must be stripped searched in full public view. If they are in wheel chairs, the wheel chairs must be dismantled and reassembled by 3 SEIU TSA employees.

6. Infants and toddlers must remove all clothing prior to being "puffed".

7. Lock all bathrooms on flights of 3 hours or less. Sphincter muscle exercise videos must be shown on these flights.

8. Play a video from President Obama informing the passengers that he is doing everything to keep them safe and secure (with a disclaimer that there are no guarantees in life).



Next Please.....





Detroit Terror Flight: A Lesson for the Left

The near deadly terror flight over Detroit should be a wake up call for Obama and the left, but I doubt they will get the message. The Foreign Apology Tours and the future closing of Gitmo will do nothing to stop the lunatic Islamic fringe from wanting to destroy us. 

The more money we spend on entitlements, the less money we can spend on defending our country. I'm sure the Administration will try to figure out a way to "blame it on Bush", but it is probably too late for even MSNBC to buy that argument.

I am looking forward to the new idiotic rules that the FAA will undoubtedly be implementing at the airports to keep us safe. At least the President will have an excuse to hold another news conference from sunny Hawaii. Aloha.




President Reagan taught us that ACTIONS speak louder than apologies    

Libonomics Does Not Work



Libonomic Reality


While Obama enjoys global warming in Hawaii and ponders what convoluted and disgraceful liberal payoffs and kickbacks he must offer to get a Health Care Bill through the conference committee, has anyone really looked at the libonomic impact this monstrous health care "reform" will have on our country?

After the Health Care Reform passed the Senate with 60 liberal votes, Hapless Harry Reid said the bill would:

1. Save lives

2. Save money

3. Save Medicare

How reassuring! These three reasons were the cherry on top of this sundae whose previous flavors included:

1. "We have to do something"

2. "No legislation is perfect"

Unfortunately, no one has really discussed the long-term economic impact this reform will have on the economy because of the higher taxes, deficit ramifications, and job-killing effects it will have. Of course, by the time everyone gets around to feeling the negative impacts of this bill and the creation of another massive entitlement program it will be too late. Libonomics will have won again.

Twas The Day Of Christmas




Twas the day of Christmas and all through the day
Taxpayers all worried about their nation in disarray

The crooks and traders on Wall Street had killed many of their dreams
And the politicians bored us with all their promises and schemes

The fight over health care reform made for an interesting view
And the winners are not the taxpayers who the libs love to screw

We got presents from Santa with Dasher, Dancer, and Red Rudolph to thank
And woke up this morning dreaming about 2010 and defeating Dodd, Reid and Frank

The President left frigid cold Washington in search of global warming Hawaiian sun
Instead he should have surprised the troops in Iraq whose courage lets us have fun

Do not fret over the economy my dear readers and friends
A Bailout a Day will save us, even if it makes no economic sense

CHRISTMAS DAY is now here, MERRY CHRISTMAS to all of the nation
Thank goodness the liberal Beltway Blowhards are now on vacation

...and a Lump of Clean Coal for Hapless Harry Reid




Reid, Dodd, and Baucus Leave the Beltway After Passing Obamanable-Care




Harry Reid & Pandemic Pelosi Leave the Beltway in Style...no Chevy Volt for Them!

On the Twelfth Day of Christmas, 61% of America left...

....A LUMP OF CLEAN COAL for Hapless Harry Reid

Thanks, Harry, for ramming this important piece of European legislation down our throats the day before Christmas. Only in America can a jerk like you try to convince us that we should pay for something for four years, before we start to receive the "benefits" of Obamanable-Care.

And a special thanks to Senator Bendover Nelson of Nebraska for proving the age old question of which is more important in politics: kickbacks or bribes. The answer is whichever is greater.

And a final thank you to all those moderate phonies like Evan Bye Bayh of Indiana. They have proven once again that a moderate is just another name for a closet liberal.

Feds Revise GDP a Third Time: A Lesson for CBO Obamanable-Care Budget Forecasts?


GDP: Whoops! We Miscalculated (Again)


How can you believe these CBO 10 Year Obamanable-Care federal budget projections when the feds can't even crunch the numbers about the economy that it already has in its data base?!

Want proof? Check these stats revised by the blowhards in DC:

U.S. gross domestic product rose at a 2.2% annual rate from July -  September, according to the government's third and final (final, final, final?) reading. It was the second time third-quarter GDP was revised lower. The government initially reported third-quarter GDP growth of 3.5%, then lowered it to 2.8%. In the second quarter, GDP contracted 0.7%. The latest figure was below Wall Street forecasts of 2.7% growth.

If they can't count the numbers they already have, how can they forecast a decade ahead? The answer is they can't. Anybody who has every worked in business (next to no one in Obama-land has every held a real job) knows that 10 year forecasts are a joke. Most one-year forecasts are just educated guesses.

One thing you can count on is that government ALWAYS spends more money than it projects on entitlements and ALWAYS raises taxes in the future to pay for them.

OBAMANABLE-CARE: Change We Will Regret

Nelson Ben(ds) Over for Reid for the 60th Health Care Vote




The Cover Page for Obamanable-Care


Senator Bendover Nelson from Nebraska finally succumbed to the political pressure from Hapless Harry Reid and the Bankrupter-in-Chief. It helped that they threw in some Nebraska medicaid pork relief.. He said he would vote for Obamanable-Care. On a day when the President came home from the Global Warming Summit in Copenhagen to two feet of snow in DC, this phoney Nebraska Democrat said:

"I believe this legislation will stand the test of time and will be noted as one of the major reforms of the 21s century, Lives will be saved and our health care system will reflect the better nature of our country."

Only in America can these liberal losers ram this piece of crap legislation down our throats. 61% of us know it is a terrible bill but they still want to pass it so they can get more control over our lives. What a sight today... Hapless Harry Reid, Chris Countrywide Coxcomb Dodd, Max Me Out Baucus, and Tom Hubris Harkin all taking the microphone and telling us how wonderful everything will be when this bill is passed (in the middle of the night).

Of course the CBO said the government will save over $100 billion the first ten years. Isn't it amazing how 10 years of costs and 6 years of benefits adds up to "savings"?

As the economy crumbles around them, these clueless bastards take bows for a bill that will drive us to European socialism. This must be a great day for the Hope and Change President. There will be plenty of change in 2010.

Remember when the Organizer-in-Chief said people making under $250 K would not have their taxes raised ONE SINGLE DIME? He was right. Our taxes will not only go up more than  a dime, but also many fees will be raised, and health care premiums will escalate.

Read my lips, Mr President,Chris Dud Dodd and Hapless Harry Reid: 2010 can't come soon enough. The Cornhusker voters will have to wait until 2012 to dump Bendover.

Obama Doesn't Deserve a Grade: He Gets a Trophy!

The other day Barack Obama was asked by his fellow Chicagoan, Oprah Winfrey, what grade he thought he should get so far as President. Without much hesitation, he said "B+, a solid B+".  This man, if nothing else, has plenty of Hubris. A "B+"? What does the B stand for, Boondoggle?

Let's look at some of his "accomplishments":

1. He dithers for months on Afghanistan.
 
2. He signs a $787 billion porkulus bill while watching unemployment rise to 10%.
 
3. He tries to bankrupt the nation with a stupid Health Care bill that 61% of Americans do NOT want.

4. He spends like crazy while growing the national deficit by over one $1 trillion during his first year.

5. He tries to convince us Crap and Trade is a good idea.

6. He delivers us a speech a day, where he talks a lot and says nothing.

7. He does win the Nobel Peace Prize for his Foreign Apology Tour.

8. He promises to close Gitmo and let the 9/11 terroists have their say in NYC during a show trial that will be a public relations nightmare.

9. Cash for Clunkers, Cash for Caulkers...a boondoggle a day keeps the liberals at bay.

10. He watches North Korea send up missles into space while he conducts his Neville diplomacy behind the scenes.

For his efforts he does not deserve a "B+". In true liberal fashion winning is not important. it is participation and intentions that matter. For his efforts, President Barack Obama gets a .......

trophy.



Everyone gets a trophy nowadays, why not the President?

Obama's Hot Air Travels to Home Depot

President Obama, the Bankrupter-in-Chief, has just visited a Washington, D.C. area Home Depot store as the backdrop for a speech today where he pushed Congress to pass new tax breaks and other incentives for homeowners to retrofit their homes to make them energy-efficient. The "Cash for Caulkers" boondoggle will replace the stupid Cash for Clunkers car program. Obama once again gives a hot-aired speech to talk about keeping cold air out of our homes. Thanks for the energy efficiency lesson, Mr. Obama. I think I'd rather watchThis Old House episodes.

In his speech, Obama told the fawning audience at the store that most of these home improvements would pay for themselves through increased energy savings. If this is the case, why do the taxpayers have to foot the bill for the lazy homeowners who want the government to pay for everything?

There will be a side benefit to this program. Since many home improvement contractors like to get paid in cash, they will have to actually report this income if the homeowners want to get the tax credits. Too bad Obama didn't mention this fact in his speech.

Cash for Clunkers, Cash for Caulkers...when will it end? I sold my Home Depot stock today. Any company that needs this liberal windbag to help it increase its sales should be shorted.

Obama's next stop should be Wal Mart where he can act like a greeter. And he should be joined by his close friends at SEIU, who can strong-arm the non-union Wal Mart employees with a card check rally.




Why Drill for Oil When We Can Caulk Our Way Out of Our Energy Problems?

The Community Organizer-in-Chief Lectures the Fat Cat Bankers

Barack Obama, the Community Organizer-in-Chief, met with a bunch of "Fat Cat" Bankers today at the White House. Not invited to the meeting were Barney Blather Frank or Chris, the Connecticut Coxcomb, Dodd, the two Congressional architects and cheerleaders of the sub-prime crisis. After the meeting, Obama showed up 20 minutes late to a press conference to tell the world how he had lectured the bankers to lend more money.
 
How ironic, the government first encouraged, through idiotic legislation like the CRA,  the banks to make shakey sub-prime loans, then bailed them out with TARP, and now Obama wants them to "loosen" up the standards again, when it is clear the economy is still shakey! Let's start another sub-prime crisis. Everyone knows the banks don't want to lend right now when their capital ratios are still suspect.

The President then had the gall to say the bankers had no right to lobby against pending financial legislation. Of course, he failed to mentioned that it is ok for SEIU to visit the White House a record 16 times this year to lobby for their union members. What is SEIU doing at the White House -- having tea and crumpets or lobbying? The bankers have every right to lobby to protect themselves from the President's anit-business agenda.

I understand it is the populist thing to do to rant and rave against the Big, Bad, Bankers and many of them deserve our scorn. However, how convenient is it of the President to forget how community organizers like him pressured banks to make unsound, sub-prime loans to people who didn't have a pot to piss in. What a joke -- another transparently phoney dog and pony show. Only an Obama Kool Aid drinker would buy this charade.



This is how Obama and his liberal friends view the bankers.

Obama, Boeing and the Promise of 787

Question: What do President Obama, Boeing, and 787 have in common?

Answer: Neither Obama's $787 billion dollar stimulus package nor Boeing's 787 aircraft have taken off.

The delay-plagued 787 Dreamliner could make its first flight as early as tomorrow. The first test flight of the 787 has been delayed multiple times the past year since it was first developed in 2007. The $787 billion stimulus package was rammed through the Congress with the promise that it would keep unemployment under 8%. All the stimulus package did was largely bail out state and local governments and "save and create" phoney jobs.

Both 787's have been a joke so far, How is that HOPE & CHANGE working out for all you liberals out there? Probably about as well as Boeing's much ballyhooed 787 "Dreamliner"!



Foreclosures continue to climb while we all hope for change!

Copenhagen: An Inconvenient Farce

All the liberal blowhards in the world are congregating in one of the most useless countries in the universe: Denmark. Their mission - to keep the global warming/climate change money flowing. Let's face it, if the facts(?) about global warming could ever be disproved, thousands of liberals would be unemployed. People like Gore the Bore MUST, at the very least, keep the debate alive to keep the money flowing to their liberal cause. For if there is no "warming" the money dries up.

There is absolutely nothing wrong with reducing carbon emission and other noxious gasses. But do we have to do it with a convoluted Cap and Tax system, a system that only Einstein could interpret?

The Climate Change "convention" should be held in China or India, where people walk around with masks on and drink the same water they piss in. The world has bigger problems to correct like poverty, disease, filthy drinking water, and terror. Why can't the I-Man, Barack I Obama, give all industries reasonable carbon emission goals to achieve, just like the car companies got decades ago? Of course, it's all about government control and taking over the economy, one bill at a time.

When the rest of the,world has safe drinking water and flush toilets, then come talk to us about climate change.



Another sunny day in pollution-free China. The convention should be held here.


Obama's Job(less) Summit

Obama once again put on another dog and pony show and held a job(less) summit with all his buddies in attendance -- SEIU, Google, GE etc, Missing were people who represent organizations who oppose his tax and spend policies that KILL jobs, like the Chamber of Commerce.
 
Obama reminds me of the executives at companies that only surround themselves with ass-kissers and "Yes" men and women, Without dissent, his administration will surely fail in adding real jobs to the economy.

I'm surprised he didn't hand out Obama, 2012 T-shirts to all the attendees.



Green (Government) Jobs Will Surely Reduce Unemployment

Obama's Front Door - Back Door Afghan Strategy

Barack Obama's speech last night at West Point displayed his new Front Door - Back Door Afghan Strategy . He will send 30,000 troops through the front door to try to please the conservatives, while promising the libs he will exit via the back door in 18 months. His heart is clearly not in this war. There was no mention of "victory" or "winning" the war. He did, of course, blame Bush for the war he inherited.

Can you imagine General Dwight Eisenhower, on D-Day, June 6, 1944, declaring that the "surge" on the beaches in Normandy would be followed by a troop withdrawal in Germany 18 months later? We needed to win the war and our intentions were made clear by him - victory at any price, regardless how long it took.

The President's speech was hardly inspirational and many of the West Point cadets could be seen nodding off in the audience. Our enemies have been emboldened by our foreign policy weakness and "dithering" by the Apologist-in-Chief. Our brave soldiers deserve better.





Our Troops Need a COMMANDER-in-Chief

Happy Thanksgiving to All - Even the Libs!

Happy Thanksgiving to all of America. This is the greatest country in the world in spite of the libs' many attempts to destroy it with all their "good" intentions. We live in a country that is free and strong. The world would be in chains if it weren't for our brave military men and women around the world.

As we sit around the table today I leave you with this Beltway Blowhards thought for the day:

IT IS TOUGH TO SOAR LIKE AN EAGLE WHEN THE GOVERNMENT HAS SO MANY TURKEYS RUNNING IT...but the American people are stronger than these beltway blowhards and we will have the final say.





Thanks to our troops everywhere for keeping us free and safe!



Only in America: 2 Turkeys Pardoned, 3 Hero Navy Seals Face Court Martial

                                             

Better to have Navy Seals protecting us than a bunch of libs!


President Barack Obama pardoned two turkeys today (no, not Pelosi and Reid) and admitted that they would be added to the SAVE and CREATED Turkey List. Meanwhile, three Navy Seals who captured the monster Abed, one of the most wanted terrorists in Iraq and
the alleged mastermind of the murder and mutilation of four Blackwater USA security guards in Fallujah in 2004, are in trouble with the politically correct military.

Ahmed Hashim Abed, whom the military code-named "Objective Amber," told investigators he was punched by his captors — and he had the bloody lip to prove it. Oh my goodness, a bloody lip! Now, instead of being hailed for capturing this useless, brutal terrorist and bringing to justice such a high-value target, the three Navy Seal commandos, all volunteers, face assult charges and have retained lawyers. They are insisting on a court martial trial so the facts get out.

I just finished viewing the History Channel's brilliant 10 hour special about WWII. The message was clear from all these never-before-scenes of the war that war is hell and our enemies were much more brutal than we ever were. War is brutal, the determined enemy needs to be killed and punished and, yes, mistakes will be made and accidents will happen. We would all be speaking German or Japanese if today's politically correct military "leaders" were running the war back then.

How in the world can we expect to recruit and retain brave young men for our military when it is run by a bunch of panty-waist Generals and a Commander-in-Chief, who clearly idolizes Neville Chamberlain? President Obama needs to stop partying at the While House on Wednesdays, and stop this trial before it starts. Abed is lucky he only got a bloody lip. This coddling of these terrorists has got to stop. Our enemies have to be laughing their asses off over this liberal farce.

The names of the two turkeys that the President pardoned are named Courage and Walter. They should have been named Neville and Holder.





Hapless Harry Reid, Health Care, and Jobs

Hapless Harry Reid, the Senate Majority Leader, said  the Senate Health Care "Reform" Bill should be looked at as a jobs
bill. Nice try Harry. The only jobs that it will create are government jobs. They will in no way offset the thousands of jobs lost in the private sector by this useless legislation.

However, I am sure that the Obama administration will find a way to "save and create" some jobs out of it. There is still time to put a stop to this nonsense. Harry already pulled a $100 million "Louisana Purchase" and bought off Mary Landrieu's vote, Who will be bribed next to get to the 60 votes needed for debate? Nice job Democrats--waste a $100 million to ensure a multi-trillion boondoggle gets passed.

      

Hapless Harry should be selling coffins because this legislation will kill the economy.

Happy 92nd Birthday to Robert Byrd: the Prince of Pork

Today is Senator Robert Byrd's 92nd birthday. I guess that gold plated health care insurance the members of Congress enjoy really works!  Mr. Byrd is being lauded for his 57 years of "service" to the nation as both a member of Congress (1953) and the Senate (1960). With all due respect to the Prince of Pork Barrel Politics, Senator Byrd should have retired at least a decade ago. He is now in failing health and is a better candidate for a nursing home than the U.S. Senate.

Robert Byrd, a great parliamentarian, is a shining example of what is wrong with our leadership in Washington. The Senate and the House are LOADED with people who seem to have reached "life-time" appointment status. The President is limited to two four-year terms, after FDR ran one too many times for office. Why do these people think they have to die in office or have an Aricept prescription to function while governing?

Isn't it ironic that the voters of West Virginia, one of the poorest states in the union, have Mr. Byrd and a billionaire, Jay Rockefeller, representing them?

Happy BIrthday, Mr. Byrd, it's time to leave Washington and fly off your Senate perch.



The Connecticut Voters Should Retire This Long Time Loser in 2010

Complaint Free Wednesday? Change it toTerm Limit Wednesday

Congressman Emanuel Cleaver, a smug Democrat Congressman from Missouri, is seeking co-sponsors for House Concurrent Resolution 155, designating the day before Thanksgiving as the official “Complaint Free Wednesday.” I guess this is his solution to the rising tide of constituent complaints he is getting over all this tax and spend nonsense going on in DC.

The Congressman, who is no relation to Eldridge, Beaver, or any of the Meat Cleavers, thinks he is being funny. Instead of this stupid resolution, how about designating next Wednesday as "National Term Limit Wednesday"? With morons like this in Congress, the 2010 elections can't come soon enough.




How About National Jerk-in-the Box Day?




Palin Jealousy: Liberals Scramble to Get Their Books Published

Sarah Palins's book has just been released and has already sold over one million copies. The liberals can't understand why someone who is not one of the DC "elites" can be so popular. To counter her popularity, the following liberal books have been discovered at Boredom Press:

Tingle Bells: Why Liberals Turn Me On, by Chris "Hardball" Mathews. It is scheduled to be released on Christmas Eve.
                                                                                    
                                                                                             TINGLE BELLS                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          
                                                                                        

An Inconvenient Bore
: How I Made Millions Boring People to Death About Global Warming, by Al Gore

The Book of Babble: Words of Wisdom, by VP Joe Biden, with a foreward by Yogi Berra.

Sub-prime Lending: How to Get a Cheap Mortgage and Have the Government Bail You Out, by Chris Dodd and Barney Frank.

The 2009 Tax Preparers Guide, by Congressman Charles Rangel, with a forward by Tim Geithner

In Search of the Next Victim Class to Exploit, by Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton, with a forward by Rev. Wright.

December 22, 2012: How Cap and Trade will Save the World from Total Destruction, by Barack Obama

Why Won't She Dance With Me? My Life as a High School Loser, by Hapless Harry Reid, with a foreward by John Boehner

Stretching the Truth Using Botox, by Nancy Pelosi

How to Become a Millionaire after Getting Elected to Congress: Co-authored by the 238 millionaires in Congress

Since most liberals do not read much, these books will be available in Cliff Notes and audio versions.





Newsweek Needs an Alternative Cover: 2009 Hopeless Change

Newsweek, henceforth called Newsweak, did another one of their liberal hatchet-jobs on Sarah Palin. This liberal rag took a picture of Palin that appeared in Runner's World magazine and put it on their cover to make her look like a high school cheerleader. Then they belittled her by asking: "How Do You Solve a Problem Like Sarah? She's Bad News for the GOP - and for Everybody Else, Too".

We suggest an alternative cover to be distributed only in the BLUE STATES:


                                                                             

The subtitle would read: "How Do You Solve a Problem like these Three Liberals? They are bad news for the Democrats - AND for the country, too."

Topics to support  this headline would include:

1.The Stimulus Bill that doesn't stimulate.

2. The jobs that haven't been saved or created.

3. Unemployment rising from 7.2% to10.2%.

4. Health Care Reform that is really a health care scourge.

5. Obama's Foreign Apology Tour

6. Exploding Budget Deficits

7. DIthering over Afghanistan

8. Putting the five 9/11 monster/terrorists on trial in NYC and giving them all the rights of U.S. citizens.

9.How the administration's promise for transparency has been broken.

10. How Obama's promise of taxes not being raised "one single dime" will be broken.

Newsweak: the magazine that belongs in the litter box.





Pelosi's Christmas Present: Return to Sender



            
Hapless Harry Reid, Pandemic Pelosi and the Sock-Puppet Liberal Tyranny

Pandemic Pelosi recently had the gall to tell the American people how Congress was going to give a present to us for
Christmas:  Obamanabe-Care, the Health Care Reform Scourge. Memo to the useless Speaker of the House and her counter-part in the Senate, Hapless Harry Reid. If passed, the American people will return it and demand a full refund.

Don't you love these left-wingers? They ignore all the polls and the Tea Party protests and try to ram this piece of crap legislation down  the taxpayers' throats. As most of us know, after the Christmas presents are purchased, the credit card bills arrive in January. Our country's credit line is already over-limit. Sorry Nancy, we don't want your over-priced gift.



Veterans Day: A Day to Reflect and Say Thank You!

                                                   

Today is one of the best days on the calendar. It is a day to reflect on the millions of past and present veterans who have served and will serve with honor in our armed forces. The world is still an incredibly dangerous place and we need a strong military to protect us and keep us free.

A special salute to my nephew Stephen who volunteered and is now a proud member of the Army. Thanks Stephen and to all your brave fellow soldiers, sailors, airmen, and marines--this day is for you!  As my grandson Hunter would say: YOU ROCK!

KEEP US SAFE & FREE!

Chris Dodd the Dud and H1N1

Chris Dodd, the Connecticut Coxcomb, is at it again, interfering with business. He is proposing that Americans infected by the H1N1 flu virus be guaranteed paid sick lead under emergency legislation he plans to unveil today in response to the swine flu pandemic.

(If H1N1 is a pandemic, let's hope the bubonic plague has been eradicated!).

Mr Dodd's measure is similar to a bill already introduced in the House of Representatives that is intended to ensure that sick employees do not spread the virus to others.  Dodd's office said the bill he is preparing would help people who have to chose between losing a day's pay or possibly infecting co-workers.

He claims 'the legislation will slow the spread of the disease by encouraging those who have this flu to stay at home instead of coming to work, while making it easier for parents to care for sick children or deal with school closings.

Mr. Dodd, the Dud... isn't that why people have paid sick leave as one of their benefits at work? If this socialist piece of legislaton somehow passes, there will be a pandemic all right...a pandemic of the worst workers (the slackers) calling in "sick" to take a day off for free!


Only in liberal America! DUMP DODD, 2010!

 

Obamanable-Care 2025: A Look at the Future

Pandemic Pelosi, the greatest Speaker of the House according to her adoring colleagues, somehow managed to convince 220 morons to support Obamanable-Care, the liberal legislative scourge of our times. Let's fast foward to see how Obamanable-Care will work in the year 2025.

Obamanable-Care Headquarters, Washington DC

Toll Free Number 1-800-No More Care

The recorded message is: "Thank you for calling Obamanable-Care. Our SEIU office hours are 10 AM to 3 PM, Monday through Friday, except when we are on strike or there is a federal holiday. If you get sick on the weekend, please call back on Monday.

If you are over 65 and are terminally ill, please hang up or press 1 for Death Panel information.

If you require immediate medical attention, please go to the nearest emergency room. Most emergency rooms are located within 100 miles of most citizens.

If you are an illegal alien, please press 0 and a liberal will immediately address your concerns.

If you are a current or former member of Congress, you have called the wrong number. Call 1-800-Gold Standard and you will have a limosine pick you up and take you to the doctor of  your choice.

If you have called this number by mistake, please press 9 and you will hear one of the 48,000 speeches President Obama gave in support of health care reform."



Obamanable-Care 2025: The Future is Bleak

Obama the Job Destroyer

The unemployment rate is now 10.2% and rising in this "jobless" recovery. How is all that HOPE & CHANGE working out for all you unemployed libs out there? Before Obama, the Job Destroyer-in-Chief, mentions on Saturday what a mess Bush left him, the fact remains that this big-talking, big spending liberal has poured gasoline on the unemployment fires. His administration, along with Pandemic Pelosi and Hapless Harry Reid, have done everything in their power to discourage job creation.

All they want to do is spend money on useless projects, give temporary economic stimulus for cars and housing,  and on top of that run record-breaking budget deficits, Oh, I almost forgot that great health reform scourge and cap and trade boondoggle he wants Congress  to pass to further destroy the economy.

Next month, Obama should publish a new jobs report entitled: JOBS SAVED, CREATED & DESTROYED.

Barack Obama, Job Destroyer-in-Chief: HOPELESS CHANGE we can all live without.




With these three in charge, what did you expect?

Tea Parties:1 Newt: 0

Happy Halloween everybody. Was that a ghost of conservatives past I saw in upstate New York's 23rd congressional district? Did Newt and all the Republican party hacks get the message?

Ultra liberal Republican candidate Dierdre Scozzafava suspended her campaign because of plunging support and Conservative candidate Doug Hoffman looks like he may pull this one out. Let this idiotic nomination be a lesson to Newt and the GOP that it isn't ok to vote for any Republican. The person needs to represent main stream conservative/moderate America to give voters a real choice.  Newt supported her because she was a Republican, but a Pelosi Republican! Shame on him.

Meanwhile GOP'ers like Sarah Palin, Fred Thompson, and Tim Pawlenty saw what a loser Scozzafava was and had endorsed Hoffman. Good for them. It is time for the GOP to wake up. New York's congressional delegation has 26 Democrats and 3 Republicans. New York and Washington are going broke over their tax and spend policies. The voters want change. The taxpayers will no longer blindly support a liberal big spending GOP candidate.

Tea Parties: 1, Newt: 0.
 
Wake up, American Solutions. The GOP does not need a big tent. It needs to invite ALL Americans of all races, color and creeds to join it, but only if they believe in capitalism and the old-fashioned American values of limited government and freedom.




Tea Party-Goers -- We Have Just Begun to Fight. We will be Heard!

1990 Reasons to Despise the Beltway Blowhards

Pandemic Pelosi and her crew of job destroyers have released their version of Obamanable-care. It is 1990 pages and weighs 20 pounds. While the # 1 priority in this country should be job creation through tax cuts along with intelligent spending on our aging infrastructure, this liberal loser holds a big press conference and announces to the world how wonderful our health care system will be when this bill is passed. She forgets to mention that government can't run anything correctly and that any federal budget forecasts past three days are worthless. This bill, if passed, will destroy our current health care system.  They know it and they want it destroyed so they can get more power in their pathetic liberal hands.

This 1990 page proposal needs to be sent to the DC recycling center, where it belongs. Pelosi and Obama, the Bankrupter-in-Chief, will do and say  anything to get a health care bill passed even if it will ultimately ruin our economy. But we all know that the real reason they want health care reform is so they can begin to control all aspects of our lives. And these liberal Beltway Blowhards are intent on passing this bill so they can put millions more victims on the Democratic voting rolls.

Instead of spending all this money on Obamanable-Care, why don't you just send some of  that Obama/ Pelosi stash my way-- it's free, isn't it?




Do you want this woman controlling your health care?

Hapless Harry and Pandemic Pelosi Can't Close the Sale

Why can't Hapless Harry Reid and Nancy Pandemic Pelosi close the Health Care reform sale? They have huge majorities in the House and Senate. Why? Because they are over-matched partisan hacks who rose to power and got control because of the good old boy rules of Congressional power: serve for decades and your turn will come if you have made enough deals over the years. The newer, more talented members need not apply for the jobs.

Hapless Harry represents Nevada, which is primarily known for its ability to draw millions of people to its Las Vegas oasis. The state has little else to offer any sane individual except a relatively inexpensive place to retire in a  subprime foreclosed house. The hapless one has a dreary personality and is always talking about the negative side of life in America. There is a reason no one would dance with you Harry at the high school prom. You have zero personality and zero qualities as a leader.

Pandemic Pelosi, the worst Speaker in the House's history, represents the ultra-liberal fringe in society. How could any Democrat with any self respect  vote for her to be their leader? She is so out of touch with mainstream America-- she is a radical, left-wing, big spending nut. She does represent her ultra liberal district well. But she should NOT be the Speaker of the House.  She is third in line to be President of the United States -- a very scary thought around Halloween time.

So there you have it, Hapless Harry Reid, from Nevada and Nancy Pandemic Pelosi from San Francisco. These two "leaders" are so far removed from mainstream America that it defies description. There are many fine people in the House and Senate who are deserving to lead Congress from these two very important leadership positions. If this is the best the Democrats can do, then they have no one to blame but themselves when the Tea Parties react to their big government, big spending programs with utter contempt.



Is This the Best We Can Do?



The people who voted for them are clowns.

Jesse Jackson Should Meet with the Bankers and Frank-n-Dodd

Ah, Chicago, the home of the Chicago Cubs, White Sox, Bears and Obama. What better place for Jesse Jackson and AFL-CIO President Dick Trumka to protest with a few hundred past due mortgagees and hired unemployed lackeys to protest against the evil banks!

The protestors chanted "the bankers got bailed out, we got sold out". There is no confirmation to the rumor that the crowds were looking for some free taxpayer-subsidized credit cards. Perhaps the protesters should all jump on some buses and travel to Washington DC and meet with the Frank-n-Dodd Sub Prime Monster.

Barney Blather Frank and Chris Countrywide Coxcomb Dodd, the two geniuses on the hill who oversaw the demise of Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac would be more than happy to meet with the reverend and blame everything on George Bush. Al Sharpton should also attend because he is always looking for another poor victim's cause.Then they could all hold a press conference with MSNBC and CNN to talk about the banking regulation they are working on to avert another sub-crime CRA crisis.

Of course, the sub-prime borrowers and Jackson will get a free pass from the liberal press.. Poor Jesse Jackson...not much to do. Will his next stop be Heime Town/Wall Street? There are plenty of BIG BANKS located there.



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